BAD 100-Word Stories!
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Topic: BAD 100-Word Stories!
Posted By: Nimhathuna
Subject: BAD 100-Word Stories!
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 7:39am
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Hi everyone! Someone started this a while back. Here to carry the torch. If you feel the need to contribute, add your monstrosity of a bad micro based on your submission here. Have fun creating a purposely BAD 100-word story!
The same rules apply to this effort. Must be 100 words or under, must be in the correct genre, and must include the action and the word! (That said, I went over my word count  )
Here's mine: Prompts: Drama/Cashing a Cheque/Opposite
The Day The Cheque Got Cashed in My Story
Sun Shone. Opposite
where he was standing was the sun high in the sky. Tom had a dramatic feeling in
his gut. He had to get a cheque cashed. To do that [pause for dramatic pause/effect],
he had to go to town. Tom, that’s the hero of this story. I was going to call
him protaggonnnistt at first, but I messed up the spelling.
Tom passed
people.
“Cash the cheque,
or I’m doomed,” Tom said to the person in the bank whose responsibility was to
cash cheques.
“Is it open
or crossed?”
Tom was confused.
You could tell that by the confused expression on his visage.
“Cash the
cheque!”
Tom was a
man of few words. He was rare. ***
Note to
Readers
This is
the unedited version coming in at 119 words. Before submitting, I cut all words
with the letter “s.” For me, it’s more experimental. Note to self: I should have thought about that a bit more. My word has an "s."
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Posted By: Frey_a
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 8:16am
Intrigued! But I don’t get it, we rewrite anything just use the prompts?
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Posted By: Sparker
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 11:08am
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Yay!! Thank you for carrying this torch!
Bad 100 word stories are always my favourite event!!! I had to nap and run to derby practice, but I’m in for this round!!
Frey_a - just rewrite your story badly, or steal someone else’s prompts and write badly (on purpose) for fun. If you look at the past “bad 100 word stories” threads, you’ll see that it’s a great way to burn off the frustration of spending 24 hours wrangling with a set of prompts that just aren’t speaking to you.
I’ve included my bad 100-word stories in my archive link too, as they might just be the favourite pieces I’ve ever written!
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Posted By: Sparker
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 11:39am
Here’s my submission to this year’s Bad 100-Word Stories thread. 
Genre: Drama Looking through someone else’s garbage / Chip
Title: Sparking Joy Or: A Pair for the Pool Room Would’ya look at these?
Pop held up a pair of large peach coffee mugs.
Shame, throwing these out.
No chips, no cracks, who doesn’t want a nice solid pair like this - the kind a man can grab onto with both hands. He’d be quite chuffed having a hot drink out of these cups. Kids these days, they wouldn’t know quality if they fell face-first into mounds of it.
“But Pop,” his daughter-in-law was exasperated. “They’re hideous! Who wants to drink coffee out of ceramic boobs?”
Whaddya talkin’ about, Claire, who said anything about boobs? What boobs?!
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Posted By: cjsop1
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 11:53am
At least it's coherent.
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Posted By: sfuji
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 1:17pm
Sparker wrote:
Here’s my submission to this year’s Bad 100-Word Stories thread. 
Whaddya talkin’ about, Claire, who said anything about boobs? What boobs?!
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Posted By: bdemoney
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 5:03pm
“But Pop,” his daughter-in-law was exasperated. “They’re hideous! Who wants to drink coffee out of ceramic boobs?”
Whaddya talkin’ about, Claire, who said anything about boobs? What boobs?!
Hee, hee. Thank you! The ending made me laugh out loud! Literally! Maybe not a literary masterpiece but definitely fun and sparked joy for me! So great title! I should probably try writing my best worst story too and use your prompts. 🙂 (since i imagine i would be naturally horrific at writing sci-fi) But feel like I need a day off to completely rest and recharge.
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Posted By: ramblejamble
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 6:29pm
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Thanks Nim for starting this thread! Definitely a highlight for the 100 word comp!
Here's mine:
Romance / swimming in a river / parent
Jenny Goes For a Swim
It was hot. Plus there was a hot guy on the riverbank.
Jenny thought she’d go swimming.
“I think I’ll go swimming,” she said.
Jenny wanted to impress hot guy so she swam freestyle.
Hot guy said nothing.
Jenny swam breaststroke.
Jenny swam backstroke.
Jenny swam doggy paddle.
Jenny started to drown.
Hot guy did nothing. Because he was just a statue.
A geeky boy rescued Jenny instead.
Geeky boy wasn’t hot on the outside, but he was hot on the inside. So Jenny kissed him. They got married and became parents.
Jenny still visited statue hot guy sometimes.
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Posted By: hscott99
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 6:41pm
ramblejamble wrote:
Thanks Nim for starting this thread! Definitely a highlight for the 100 word comp!
Here's mine:
Romance / swimming in a river / parent
Jenny Goes For a Swim
It was hot. Plus there was a hot guy on the riverbank.
Jenny thought she’d go swimming.
“I think I’ll go swimming,” she said.
Jenny wanted to impress hot guy so she swam freestyle.
Hot guy said nothing.
Jenny swam breaststroke.
Jenny swam backstroke.
Jenny swam doggy paddle.
Jenny started to drown.
Hot guy did nothing. Because he was just a statue.
A geeky boy rescued Jenny instead.
Geeky boy wasn’t hot on the outside, but he was hot on the inside. So Jenny kissed him. They got married and became parents.
Jenny still visited statue hot guy sometimes.
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This is so amazingly bad that I think I love it.
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Posted By: Moql
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 6:49pm
ramblejamble wrote:
Thanks Nim for starting this thread! Definitely a highlight for the 100 word comp!
Here's mine:
Romance / swimming in a river / parent
Jenny Goes For a Swim
It was hot. Plus there was a hot guy on the riverbank.
Jenny thought she’d go swimming.
“I think I’ll go swimming,” she said.
Jenny wanted to impress hot guy so she swam freestyle.
Hot guy said nothing.
Jenny swam breaststroke.
Jenny swam backstroke.
Jenny swam doggy paddle.
Jenny started to drown.
Hot guy did nothing. Because he was just a statue.
A geeky boy rescued Jenny instead.
Geeky boy wasn’t hot on the outside, but he was hot on the inside. So Jenny kissed him. They got married and became parents.
Jenny still visited statue hot guy sometimes.
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I was going to post a bad story for the same prompt, but yours is much better (worse). You win!
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Posted By: ramblejamble
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 6:50pm
hscott99 wrote:
This is so amazingly bad that I think I love it. |
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Posted By: ramblejamble
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 6:52pm
Moql wrote:
I was going to post a bad story for the same prompt, but yours is much better (worse). You win! |
Nooo! You have to post yours too! Everyone's a winner (or loser!) in the bad story competition!
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Posted By: Moql
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 8:37pm
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Just for you @ramblejamble
Romance/Swimming in a river/Parent
River Romance Jade is on a private river cruise boat. She looks at her sugar daddy, Greg. He’s hot, I guess. Jade thinks. In that old-man way. Suddenly, Greg gets down on one knee, opening up a ring case with a rock the size of her eyeball. “Will you marry me?” Jade looks at Greg’s 21-year old daughter, Jules. She’s hot, Jade thinks. In that age-appropriate way. "I'm too young to be a parent," Jade says to Greg. Taking Jules’s hand, Jade jumps off the boat. The two women swim to shore where they live happily ever after.
The End.
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Posted By: Moql
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 8:52pm
But see, @ramblejamble mine isn't *bad* in the same way yours is. You win, hands down.
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Posted By: A20CharacterUsername
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 9:18pm
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Deliberately bad stories are so much fun! Science Fiction / Ordering Dinner / "fore"
Ordering Dinner
Juliette was at a restaurant. The restaurant was in space. They could still breathe, though, because even though the restaurant was in space, it was sealed and filled up with air.
Juliette looked at the menu before placing her order. She had to do that to know what food was available to order. There were a lot of options to choose from.
“Oh, I just don’t know what to order,” said Juliette. “Why don’t you order the fajitas,” her date suggested, mispronouncing “fajitas” with a hard “j.”
“Mmm. Fajitas sound delicious.” Juliette mispronounced “fajitas” in the same way.
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Posted By: Moql
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 9:21pm
A20CharacterUsername wrote:
They could still breathe, though, because even though the restaurant was in space, it was sealed and filled up with air. |
The unnecessary specificity is sooo bad it's too good. Love this!
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Posted By: Sparker
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 10:36pm
Moql wrote:
A20CharacterUsername wrote:
They could still breathe, though, because even though the restaurant was in space, it was sealed and filled up with air. |
The unnecessary specificity is sooo bad it's too good. Love this! |
I feel I should change my username to “UnnecessarySpecificity” immediately, post haste. I want to own it. I also feel, however, that y’all would still know it was me ~ There goes sparker, being unnecessarily specific again, as usual.
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Posted By: Ainley Marsden
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 10:39pm
NImhathuna, That was hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
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Posted By: Ainley Marsden
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 10:44pm
Ramblejamble, Your story is so funny. But I'm beginning to think that if I try to write badly, I will likely improve my writing.
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Posted By: Sparker
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 11:00pm
Ainley Marsden wrote:
Ramblejamble, Your story is so funny. But I'm beginning to think that if I try to write badly, I will likely improve my writing.
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1. I am *such* a fan of RambleJamble. Everything she writes is delightful. I love spending time in her stories, they are so memorable!
2. Bad 100-Word Stories is not only the best forum tradition we have (TBH I only enter and pay the fee so I can post in this thread) but I’ve also adopted it as a warm-up exercise and creative block-breaker anytime, but especially when you hate your prompts. 😂
My two cents!!
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Posted By: Ainley Marsden
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 11:30pm
Sparker, Your entry was funny, but what's hilarious is that the genre is drama. In comedy, with some judges, it would place. Who knows? in drama, it might place.
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Posted By: Isla Wren
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 11:38pm
In honor of the song that got stuck in my head after getting my prompt.Group 25: Suspense/Thriller Action: Putting a message in a bottle Word: cook
Shipwrecked, I cook coconuts; send messages in bottles.
Someone rows in with my bottle!
“Sending out an SOS?”
“Sting?”
He does headstand yoga.
A flare and cellphone fall from his pockets. I grab them. Point flare skyward.
“Roxanne.” He says, stepping forward. “You don’t have to put on the red light.”
“Don’t-stand-so-close-to-me!” I yell runoningly. “You know my name?”
“Don’t you remember? When we walked the fields of gold?”
“I walk my fields of barley alone!” I shoot the flare, dial 911.
A drummer and guitarist row in. “Did someone call The Police?”
“For Chrissakes!”
They close in, chanting. “Every-breath-you-take…”
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Posted By: bdemoney
Date Posted: 30 Apr 2023 at 11:56pm
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Ok. So I've never tried to write a terrible story before but must admit it made me chuckle doing so. I hope this terrible sci-fi attempt will make someone smile! Thanks to my friend Sparker for telling me about this. It truly is fun!
For your reading pleasure
Prompts Group 77 Sci-fi/pulling someone's hair/rid
Lucy landed her spaceship on Mars. She did so without even crashing it.
Excited to be there, she almost forgot to put on her astronaut helmet, but luckily remembered it before stepping out of the spaceship. Or she would have died.
She stepped out onto Mars and proceeded to see an alien first thing. He seemed sweet, maybe a bit young. It was hard to tell since he was an alien.
She introduced herself and he pulled her hair. Later they went for a bike ride around the planet. Lucy decided she liked it here. Maybe she would stay forever.
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Posted By: Isla Wren
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 1:48am
bdemoney wrote:
Ok. So I've never tried to write a terrible story before but must admit it made me chuckle doing so. I hope this terrible sci-fi attempt will make someone smile! Thanks to my friend Sparker for telling me about this. It truly is fun!
For your reading pleasure
Prompts Group 77 Sci-fi/pulling someone's hair/rid
Lucy landed her spaceship on Mars. She did so without even crashing it.
Excited to be there, she almost forgot to put on her astronaut helmet, but luckily remembered it before stepping out of the spaceship. Or she would have died.
She stepped out onto Mars and proceeded to see an alien first thing. He seemed sweet, maybe a bit young. It was hard to tell since he was an alien.
She introduced herself and he pulled her hair. Later they went for a bike ride around the planet. Lucy decided she liked it here. Maybe she would stay forever.
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Laughed at forgetting her astronaut helmet! Did she wear a bike helmet on top of her astronaut helmet 🤔
My first attempt at a “terrible story” too! I loved how stress free it was after the last 24 hours! I love how hyphens can solve all my word count woes 😆
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Posted By: Sparker
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 2:30am
Ainley Marsden wrote:
Sparker, Your entry was funny, but what's hilarious is that the genre is drama. In comedy, with some judges, it would place. Who knows? in drama, it might place. |
At the heart of every good comedy is a good drama! Inversely, there is bad comedy to be found in any bad drama!
I would be willing to die on this hill.
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Posted By: Sparker
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 2:33am
bdemoney wrote:
Ok. So I've never tried to write a terrible story before but must admit it made me chuckle doing so. I hope this terrible sci-fi attempt will make someone smile! Thanks to my friend Sparker for telling me about this. It truly is fun!
For your reading pleasure
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#chefkiss!
I see Barb as an emerging force in the sci-fi section. This is the story I should have written. Dang it!
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Posted By: halium
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 2:34am
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Here's my go at it:
Group 54: Horror / rowing a boat / pit Jeremy was horrified
when the seagull pooped on his favourite hoodie. In front of his date, on their
first date no less!
He swore so
loudly spittle landed on his date’s face. He’s so flustered he fumbled his oar
and a strong current pushed it out of his grasp. He looked at it floating away
wanly. There goes the deposit, he thought. I need the money back for
lunch later!
In a desperate
attempt to save the date, he leapt off the boat to try to get to the oar. Little
did he know the Kraken’s waiting hungrily for him.
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Posted By: tiffinyfelix
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 3:47am
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The bad 100-word stories are my favorite! Hahaha
Historical Fiction/Staining Wood/Tear
"The Stink Of the Wood Thing in the Box"
“Glad you’re back home. Father left you this box.” Mother looked at the box. “He’s dead. But you know that.” I wasn’t glad to be home. Father was a jerk. He wanted a boy baby. I dropped my teacup. Smoothed my repressive costume. Guess I better look in the box. The box stank… Once upon a time I sneaked into Father’s shed and caught him rubbing wood with oil. He yelled at me very loud. I ran away very fast. Something wood was in the box. I had something in my eyes. Tears? I guess the wood thing was ok.
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Posted By: Grenadier
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 5:19am
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Really enjoying these bad stories. Here goes nothing:
Drama/light a candle/track
“Getting in shape”
I’m so out of shape.
“You have to do something,” I say to myself.
I’ll exercise but only when no one can see me.
There’s a track near my house. I’ll run around it. But only at night when no one can see me.
When I get to the track, it’s really dark.
My inner voice screams“ You should’ve brought a light.”
That’s stupid because running with an extension cord won’t work.
I go home and get a candle. Back at the track, I light the candle and run. The candle blows out. Every time.
I’ll never get in shape.
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Posted By: cewood
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 5:40am
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I can't sleep so I decided to write a bad story. My prompts are: Comedy, sleeping in a bunk bed, plea Oops, I forgot my title!
Wet Dreams
I am asleep on the bottom bunk because my husband won rock/paper/scissors again this time. I am dreaming of rain. It splashes and splishes on my face. I try to dig my umbrella from my bag. Please, I groan, as I stumble and fall. I wake, having fallen from the bed. It isn't raining. I always forget my husband still wets the bed and that is why I want the top bunk. I pull my covers to the floor as I hear him giggle. Is he really asleep or is he just being funny? What a silly man!
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Posted By: Frey_a
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 6:51am
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Group 74: Drama / going through someone else’s bins / chip (the word chips not in there because I just couldn’t face doing that again so I just ignored it!)
The Sting
The blinds snapped shut. “D, it’s K, there’s visitors at the house, again.” “Got it, K, third day in a row,” The front room curtains twitched across the street. “and I got a stack of evidence from their bins this afternoon.” “I did yesterday! Today I vacuumed the grass and heard right through their kitchen wall.” “We’ve seen more than enough, it’s time to move in.” “Roger, that. Move in!” She snapped her visor around her perm, clipped her neighborhood watch ID onto her fanny pack and predialed 9-1-. “George, I’m going out with Doris.” “Ok, Karen,” sighed George.
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Posted By: hscott99
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 8:42am
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Gr45 Horror/turning off a light/reason
(This was my first attempt at writing something purposely bad, and it was so much fun.)
GHOST HOUSE
I turn off the light and it’s so dark and scary. I don’t need a reason to turn the light back on, so I do.
The moon is really bright outside which means there are a lot of shadows to make me scared. I hope there’s not a ghost in here but there probably is or else I wouldn’t be so scared.
I leave the house and buy some tacos so I don’t have to be in the spooky house.
That night when I get home I sleep with the lights on and think about how scared I was earlier.
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Posted By: jhenn
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 9:04am
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G36 thriller/turning on a fan/done (tried to break as many rules as I could ;)
TIME TO PAY THE TOLL(HOUSE) The sweat dripped off of her face like icicles on the roof of a house melting during an early spring thaw. She looked up at the clock, hanging mockingly on the wall. 36...35....34... The seconds ticked by. Her heart raced like a cheetah chasing an ibex that had hurt its leg at the watering hole earlier in the day and as such was easy prey. Smoke started to billow cloudily from the oven door. She turned on the exhaust fan so that the kitchen wouldn't get too smoky. Ding! The cookies were done.
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 9:52am
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OMG, I’m chuckling at all of these. It’s liberating to break the
format.
@Sparker I’m sniggering away at
the boobies.
@ramblejamble I wish you’d given
your character a name (the amount of Jennys). 
@Moql Your MC's inner thoughts are
a hoot!
@20CharacterUsername That first paragraph
is a killer.
@Isla Wren Cooking Coconuts and
The Police. Great compilation.
@bdemoney It made me smile. A
meet-cute on Mars and a bike ride.
@halium I love how you detail the
consequences of seagull poop while throwing in the Kraken.
@tiffinyfelix Your bad micro is a
chameleon. It works as a drama too. That title!
@Grenadier The visual you create
in all that darkness is hilarious.
@cewood Another great title. Your
poor MC and the splishes/splashes.
@Frey_a Vacuuming the grass. I
can see your MC clearly. With the title, I imagined Redford and Newman.
@hscott99 Great depiction of
horror and tacos. I like how the title reveals nothing about the terror readers
can expect.
@jhenn That cheetah sentence was
inspired. Great suspense. You’ve captured the determination and skills needed
to make cookies in hostile terrain.
Fair play to you
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Posted By: Ben Daggers
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 11:02am
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Here goes...
Romance/writing something in cement/horn
Title: From Leonidas to Sophia
Leonidas is male. He's a male slave. He is on an extremely elevated ladder, therefore he can look at the temple which he is building. "Looks nice. My lady also looks nice. I'm comparing my lady to this temple".
The cement is not dry. Leonidas has an idea. I'm about to explain his idea. His idea is to write something in the cement. He uses his finger. He is happy. Also horny. To use necessary vocabulary.
Greek civilization ends. The temple is broken. But the cement writing is not broken. It is dry. It says: "I love Sophia. That is the name of my lady".
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Posted By: PigsFlyHere
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 11:49am
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[I replied on my phone and it went to the wrong spot, correcting]
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Posted By: Moql
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 11:52am
Ainley Marsden wrote:
Ramblejamble, Your story is so funny. But I'm beginning to think that if I try to write badly, I will likely improve my writing.
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This 100%! It was a fun exercise. I was surprised how hard it is to really write something "bad" that still includes the prompts. I should start doing more bad writing.
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Posted By: Ben Daggers
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 11:53am
That was my submission... What do you mean "bad story?" 
Seriously though, it is a pretty accurate reenactment of the real thing. I'll be sure to post it up when we get permission from on high.
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Posted By: Moql
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 11:58am
jhenn wrote:
G36 thriller/turning on a fan/done (tried to break as many rules as I could ;)
The sweat dripped off of her face like icicles on the roof of a house melting during an early spring thaw.
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 Love this! It sounds like it's straight out of a list of the worst similes.
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Posted By: PigsFlyHere
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 1:41pm
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So excited to join this bad writing forum! I am in group 89, I got Sci-Fi for genre, wheezing for action, and fund for word. Here is my story poorly written:
As he wheezes, I rage angrily. I am upset with him because I
told him this was a bad idea. We’re in outer space, and we’re both dying. He’s
just doing it faster. We don’t know where we are and we are stranded. We tried
to steal a super cool space rock because we are broke, like Oliver from the musical,
Oliver, was, broke. We needed funds. We didn’t steal the rock because we were
caught and thrown into outer space, where we are. I only see stars and I feel lonely,
like he does. I forgive him. He’s dead.
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Posted By: PigsFlyHere
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 1:45pm
ramblejamble wrote:
Thanks Nim for starting this thread! Definitely a highlight for the 100 word comp!
Here's mine:
Romance / swimming in a river / parent
Jenny Goes For a Swim
It was hot. Plus there was a hot guy on the riverbank.
Jenny thought she’d go swimming.
“I think I’ll go swimming,” she said.
Jenny wanted to impress hot guy so she swam freestyle.
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😂😂😂😂😂 I absolutely loved reading this bad story! The whole way through, I was cracking up! Hilarious. You did a very good job at writing poorly, but this was the most poorly written story I think I've ever read. That opening 😂Oh my goodness, I have to write a bad version of mine. I didn't know these existed! Is this a bad rendition of the story you submitted, or did you write a new one for this? If it's a bad version of the one you submitted, pleeease notify me when your proper story is up because I (no exaggeration) NEED to see the real thing! 😂 I have to know the comparison. Thank you for beginning my day with this much joy
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Posted By: LoriN
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 4:25pm
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Love this thread.
Ghost story/finding a coin/spark
Not Such a Bad Penny After All
"Don't buy that house," they
said. "It's haunted."
I bought it anyway because I first saw
the house on a day that I found a penny and picked it up. You know, "Find
a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck." Frenchie said
that on Grease. That's where I heard it.
Anyhoo...
I bought the house and I walked
through it. I opened the kitchen closet door and a ghost was inside.
"Boo," it said.
A magic spark flashed between us.
"How you doin'?" I said.
I'm totally glad I found that lucky
penny.
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Posted By: Ainley Marsden
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 4:43pm
This may be better than the one I submitted.sci-fi/clipping a coupon/reek
The Coupon of Love
Oh, to be in love again! (But, soft! This is a sci-fi story. My bad.) Oh, to be in love again! On Mars.
If I could buy my love’s love, I would clip out any coupon, no matter how much it cost.
My love’s name is Jenny. She is lovely. She does not reek. But, soft! I AM actually clipping out a coupon right now to buy stuff for Jenny, my nonreeking love.
I boughtxxx buy her a ring. She says nice stuff to me with lots of feels.
We build a nice Mars house, complete with children and nice
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Posted By: PigsFlyHere
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 4:48pm
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I can't wait to revisit this thread after reading the real entries for the context. I bet I'll be crying with laughter! I regret never coming across previous bad story forums, this is an amazing idea. Also, it really helps to highlight just how much word choice matters.
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Posted By: Moql
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 4:54pm
Moql wrote:
Just for you @ramblejamble
Romance/Swimming in a river/Parent
River Romance Jade is on a private river cruise boat. She looks at her sugar daddy, Greg. He’s hot, I guess. Jade thinks. In that old-man way. Suddenly, Greg gets down on one knee, opening up a ring case with a rock the size of her eyeball. “Will you marry me?” Jade looks at Greg’s 21-year old daughter, Jules. She’s hot, Jade thinks. In that age-appropriate way. "I'm too young to be a parent," Jade says to Greg. Taking Jules’s hand, Jade jumps off the boat. The two women swim to shore where they live happily ever after.
The End.
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Reading everyone else's I didn't think mine was bad enough, so I wanted to try again.
This one is for the prompts: Sci-fi/getting food from a drive-through/care Cosmic Karma Splat!!!! The proton-burger fell off the hovertray and fell on Kaarrenn’s head. "My bad," Zim said. But that's not really what he said. That's just what Kaarrenn heard through the translation device in her ear. Zim actually didn’t even speak, he just used telekinesis because that’s cooler and more sci-fi. "You need to be more careful when you hand us our proton-burgers through the holo-window at SpaceDonald’s spaceship drive-through!" Kaarrenn berated the alien teenager. She threw her future bucks at Zim and zoomed off but she turned onto the space highway too fast and got hit by a spacebus.
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Posted By: Ainley Marsden
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 5:14pm
All of these are hilarious. I hope more people post! I will say that Ilsa Wren has crafted my new favorite word: "runoningly." I plan to use it at least once a day, or at least until someone complains. And @ tiffinyfelix, that title. Too bad you can't copyright titles, because "The Stink of the Wood Thing in the Box" may soon show up all over this forum, as the title of actual submissions.
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Posted By: halium
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 5:57pm
Moql wrote:
Reading everyone else's I didn't think mine was bad enough, so I wanted to try again.
This one is for the prompts: Sci-fi/getting food from a drive-through/care Cosmic Karma Splat!!!! The proton-burger fell off the hovertray and fell on Kaarrenn’s head. "My bad," Zim said. But that's not really what he said. That's just what Kaarrenn heard through the translation device in her ear. Zim actually didn’t even speak, he just used telekinesis because that’s cooler and more sci-fi. "You need to be more careful when you hand us our proton-burgers through the holo-window at SpaceDonald’s spaceship drive-through!" Kaarrenn berated the alien teenager. She threw her future bucks at Zim and zoomed off but she turned onto the space highway too fast and got hit by a spacebus.
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I cringed so hard at proton-burger and hovertray. Well done!  Throw in a planet name with more than one apostrophes and no vowels and it will complete the bad sci-fi bingo! 
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Posted By: Moql
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 6:08pm
halium wrote:
I cringed so hard at proton-burger and hovertray. Well done!  Throw in a planet name with more than one apostrophes and no vowels and it will complete the bad sci-fi bingo!  |
You're right! A missed opportunity there!
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 6:12pm
Ainley Marsden wrote:
I boughtxxx buy her a ring. She says nice stuff to me with lots of feels.
We build a nice Mars house, complete with children and nice
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I love the feels and the cliffhanger. 
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 6:13pm
LoriN wrote:
A magic spark flashed between us.
"How you doin'?" I said. |
A skit. Why is Joey from Friends stuck in my head? 
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 6:15pm
[/QUOTE]She threw her future bucks at Zim and zoomed off but she turned onto the space highway too fast and got hit by a spacebus.
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@Moql Her sudden end is chilling.
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 6:17pm
Ben Daggers wrote:
That was my submission... What do you mean "bad story?" 
Seriously though, it is a pretty accurate reenactment of the real thing. I'll be sure to post it up when we get permission from on high. |
Can't wait after reading this goofy one. 
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 6:20pm
PigsFlyHere wrote:
So excited to join this bad writing forum! I am in group 89, I got Sci-Fi for genre, wheezing for action, and fund for word. Here is my story poorly written:
As he wheezes, I rage angrily. I am upset with him because I
told him this was a bad idea. We’re in outer space, and we’re both dying. He’s
just doing it faster. We don’t know where we are and we are stranded. We tried
to steal a super cool space rock because we are broke, like Oliver from the musical,
Oliver, was, broke. We needed funds. We didn’t steal the rock because we were
caught and thrown into outer space, where we are. I only see stars and I feel lonely,
like he does. I forgive him. He’s dead. |
There's a finality to yours that I love.
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Posted By: Isla Wren
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 6:28pm
jhenn wrote:
G36 thriller/turning on a fan/done (tried to break as many rules as I could ;)
TIME TO PAY THE TOLL(HOUSE) The sweat dripped off of her face like icicles on the roof of a house melting during an early spring thaw. She looked up at the clock, hanging mockingly on the wall. 36...35....34... The seconds ticked by. Her heart raced like a cheetah chasing an ibex that had hurt its leg at the watering hole earlier in the day and as such was easy prey. Smoke started to billow cloudily from the oven door. She turned on the exhaust fan so that the kitchen wouldn't get too smoky. Ding! The cookies were done.
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Please, I need your simile master class 🙏🏻 😁
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Posted By: Bridget
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 6:32pm
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My favourite thread ever! Thanks Nim :)
Here's mine:
Hist
Fic/Studying/Brim
Title: The Year
of 1969 When This Event Took Place, Somewhere on a Far Away Astronomical Body, [Is
That Enough of a Hint for the Judges to Get it? Maybe Not], it’s the MOON, the moon:
in 1969 is when Someone Went for a Walk on the Moon (allegedly) and This is What
this Story is About
Buzz started
to walk down the little ladder on Apollo 11’s side. He stopped to study the beautiful
moonlit sky. He was brimming with happiness.
Neil climbed
down over him and got to the ground faster. He was the first man to ever walk
on the moon.
Buzz swore
and bounced after him, and punched his helmet’s little window thing. But it was
too late. Neil was the first man to ever walk on the moon, and it would be on
Wikipedia forever.
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Posted By: bdemoney
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 7:05pm
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#chefkiss!
I see Barb as an emerging force in the sci-fi section. This is the story I should have written. Dang it!
Your comments made me laugh. Can you imagine turning in that hunk of junk? Hee, hee. Although a few of the judges may have gotten a good laugh or two. I feel like we will all be lucky if I am never assigned sci-fi in the future. 🙂
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Posted By: bdemoney
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 7:20pm
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[/QUOTE]
Laughed at forgetting her astronaut helmet! Did she wear a bike helmet on top of her astronaut helmet 🤔
My first attempt at a “terrible story” too! I loved how stress free it was after the last 24 hours! I love how hyphens can solve all my word count woes 😆 [/QUOTE]
Yes. Definitely need to specify which helmet, I'm sure she has a plethora of helmets with her for her trip! And your story was great! Made me laugh. Loved your innovative ways to solve your word count troubles with the following line:
“Don’t-stand-so-close-to-me!” I yell runoningly. “You know my name?”
Someone else even mentioned your brilliant use of runoningly!!! Will have to add that one to my vocab too! (Which was really hard for me to try and type out on my phone just now. Darn autocorrect! Lol)
Thanks for the laughs everyone! Look forward to reading the rest of them later tonight. 🙂
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Posted By: Moql
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 8:45pm
Bridget wrote:
My favourite thread ever! Thanks Nim :)Title: The Year
of 1969 When This Event Took Place, Somewhere on a Far Away Astronomical Body, [Is
That Enough of a Hint for the Judges to Get it? Maybe Not], it’s the MOON, the moon:
in 1969 is when Someone Went for a Walk on the Moon (allegedly) and This is What
this Story is About
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4D play with that "100-word" title 
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Posted By: halium
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 9:00pm
Ben Daggers wrote:
Here goes...
Romance/writing something in cement/horn
Title: From Leonidas to Sophia
Leonidas is male. He's a male slave. He is on an extremely elevated ladder, therefore he can look at the temple which he is building. "Looks nice. My lady also looks nice. I'm comparing my lady to this temple".
The cement is not dry. Leonidas has an idea. I'm about to explain his idea. His idea is to write something in the cement. He uses his finger. He is happy. Also horny. To use necessary vocabulary.
Greek civilization ends. The temple is broken. But the cement writing is not broken. It is dry. It says: "I love Sophia. That is the name of my lady".
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I read your early draft in Beta and I LOVE how you butchered it with this one here  "Leonidas is male." had me LOL-ing already.
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Posted By: Isla Wren
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 9:41pm
Ainley Marsden wrote:
All of these are hilarious. I hope more people post! I will say that Ilsa Wren has crafted my new favorite word: "runoningly." I plan to use it at least once a day, or at least until someone complains. And @ tiffinyfelix, that title. Too bad you can't copyright titles, because "The Stink of the Wood Thing in the Box" may soon show up all over this forum, as the title of actual submissions. |
I’m honored 😇😂
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Posted By: bdemoney
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 10:04pm
tiffinyfelix wrote:
The bad 100-word stories are my favorite! Hahaha
Historical Fiction/Staining Wood/Tear
"The Stink Of the Wood Thing in the Box"
“Glad you’re back home. Father left you this box.” Mother looked at the box. “He’s dead. But you know that.” I wasn’t glad to be home. Father was a jerk. He wanted a boy baby. I dropped my teacup. Smoothed my repressive costume. Guess I better look in the box. The box stank… Once upon a time I sneaked into Father’s shed and caught him rubbing wood with oil. He yelled at me very loud. I ran away very fast. Something wood was in the box. I had something in my eyes. Tears? I guess the wood thing was ok.
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Hey group mate! This was awesome. Laughed the whole way through. From the title to the random use of our prompt word. Lol Can't wait to read your real story. I used prompts that a friend of mine was given as inspiration to write my terrible story, not our group 19 prompts. Since I knew I would be naturally awful at trying to write sci-fi. Although I had never attempted HF before either. So we'll see how I do! Thanks again for the laugh!
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Posted By: KirrilyK
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 10:04pm
All of these "bad" stories are just so funny; I can't stop laughing.
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Posted By: KirrilyK
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 10:07pm
ramblejamble wrote:
Thanks Nim for starting this thread! Definitely a highlight for the 100 word comp!
Here's mine:
Romance / swimming in a river / parent
Jenny Goes For a Swim
It was hot. Plus there was a hot guy on the riverbank.
Jenny thought she’d go swimming.
“I think I’ll go swimming,” she said.
Jenny wanted to impress hot guy so she swam freestyle.
Hot guy said nothing.
Jenny swam breaststroke.
Jenny swam backstroke.
Jenny swam doggy paddle.
Jenny started to drown.
Hot guy did nothing. Because he was just a statue.
A geeky boy rescued Jenny instead.
Geeky boy wasn’t hot on the outside, but he was hot on the inside. So Jenny kissed him. They got married and became parents.
Jenny still visited statue hot guy sometimes.
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Jenny thought she’d go swimming.
“I think I’ll go swimming,” she said.
This whole story is so so funny, but the above lines are my favourite - it just makes me giggle. 
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Posted By: joshhagen
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 10:09pm
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How bad can a story be? Well, behold...
Romance / Exercise / annual
Title: Romance Involving Exercise Annually
Amanda liked to exercise annually. She did so while looking for romance. Zach liked Amanda. They got the romance. Everyone clapped because they did the romance so swimmingly. Legends were told centuries later of a solid smacking romance that shone like a shiny ball of aluminum. The gods themselves stood slack-jawed at the amount of romancy stuff involved in the grand legendary story of Amanda and Zach. Cupid even quit his job and became an accountant because, hell, how could he top that one. I mean, geez. That was some splendid romancin' involving exercise that happened in the annual.
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Posted By: Frey_a
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 10:11pm
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Drama/ looking through someone else’s rubbish / chip Ok this one is a bad rewrite of the story I submitted.
Michelle hated the people living in the house next to her that were her neighbours. Man she hated them. She went through their bins, because they’re idiots. She found a chip packet and shouted at her sh*t neighbours. God, she was such a bitch. Maybe there’s a reason she’s such a big fat B. She could be going through something heart-breaking, relatable. Nah, she was just a megabitch. Ellie saw that miserable old see you next tuesday in her front yard again and went off. “Oi, piss off ye feckin cow,” Ellie shouted and blasted her with the garden hose.
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Posted By: KirrilyK
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 10:13pm
LoriN wrote:
Love this thread.
Ghost story/finding a coin/spark
Not Such a Bad Penny After All
"Don't buy that house," they
said. "It's haunted."
I bought it anyway because I first saw
the house on a day that I found a penny and picked it up. You know, "Find
a penny, pick it up, all day long you'll have good luck." Frenchie said
that on Grease. That's where I heard it.
Anyhoo...
I bought the house and I walked
through it. I opened the kitchen closet door and a ghost was inside.
"Boo," it said.
A magic spark flashed between us.
"How you doin'?" I said.
I'm totally glad I found that lucky
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Posted By: Frey_a
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 10:16pm
Agree, I love this idea!
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Posted By: KirrilyK
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 11:39pm
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This thread is so much fun. It took me less than 3 minutes to write a bad story using my prompts, and it was frankly liberating to write that freely (and badly).
GHOST STORY / CHANNEL SURFING / CLUTCH
Alice and her TV
Alice clutches her clutch in one hand and the remote control
in the other.
Channel surfing used to be her escape from an otherwise
boring life. Sigh.
Not anymore though. That all changed last night when she
realised her TV had been taken over by ghosts – EVERY. SINGLE. CHANNEL. And
they weren’t friendly ghosts. Not at all, definitely not at all.
“Alice, Alice, who the f**k is Alice?” they haunted and taunted.
Still clutching her clutch bag, she stands defiantly, throws
the remote at the TV, dons some ruby-red lipstick and decides it’s time to get
out there. With the living.
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Posted By: KirrilyK
Date Posted: 01 May 2023 at 11:42pm
Frey_a wrote:
Drama/ looking through someone else’s rubbish / chip Ok this one is a bad rewrite of the story I submitted.
Michelle hated the people living in the house next to her that were her neighbours. Man she hated them. She went through their bins, because they’re idiots. She found a chip packet and shouted at her sh*t neighbours. God, she was such a bitch. Maybe there’s a reason she’s such a big fat B. She could be going through something heart-breaking, relatable. Nah, she was just a megabitch. Ellie saw that miserable old see you next tuesday in her front yard again and went off. “Oi, piss off ye feckin cow,” Ellie shouted and blasted her with the garden hose.
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 So funny
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Posted By: lousie
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 12:16am
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Romance /paying a toll /new
The Road to Romance (a new Hallmark movie showing soon)
The
new toll-booth on Kristen's work route opened today.
Kristen
was angry. She hated tolls. The toll-booth operator was outrageously handsome but
Kristen wouldn’t notice until next week.
They
exchanged annoyed banter that was very sexually charged for a toll-booth.
Next
week Kristen had a bad morning. Some jerk ran a red and she spilled coffee on
her blouse. When she reached the toll-booth, it was the eighties and she had no
coins. The operator offered to pay. Kristen noticed he was handsome. They
exchanged kinder but still fairly sexually-charged banter.
Later
she saw him at a pond. They kissed.
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Posted By: lousie
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 12:30am
Frey_a wrote:
Group 74: Drama / going through someone else’s bins / chip (the word chips not in there because I just couldn’t face doing that again so I just ignored it!)
The Sting
The blinds snapped shut. “D, it’s K, there’s visitors at the house, again.” “Got it, K, third day in a row,” The front room curtains twitched across the street. “and I got a stack of evidence from their bins this afternoon.” “I did yesterday! Today I vacuumed the grass and heard right through their kitchen wall.” “We’ve seen more than enough, it’s time to move in.” “Roger, that. Move in!” She snapped her visor around her perm, clipped her neighborhood watch ID onto her fanny pack and predialed 9-1-. “George, I’m going out with Doris.” “Ok, Karen,” sighed George.
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I'm laughing but this is legit 2020 horror haha
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Posted By: lousie
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 12:34am
jhenn wrote:
G36 thriller/turning on a fan/done (tried to break as many rules as I could ;)
TIME TO PAY THE TOLL(HOUSE) The seconds ticked by. Her heart raced like a cheetah chasing an ibex that had hurt its leg at the watering hole earlier in the day and as such was easy prey.
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Bad similes are my absolute favourite
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Posted By: ramblejamble
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 9:22am
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Omg I have laughed so much reading all these stories! They are absolutely hilarious! Thank you, all! And thank you for the comments on mine (although I do find it a little disconcerting that I seem to be better at writing the bad stories than the actual ones  )
PigsFlyHere wrote:
Is this a bad rendition of the story you submitted, or did you write a new one for this? If it's a bad version of the one you submitted, pleeease notify me when your proper story is up because I (no exaggeration) NEED to see the real thing! 😂 I have to know the comparison. Thank you for beginning my day with this much joy |
Sadly no - my actual story is nothing like this (it is in fact a pretty unconventional romance story and a lot more boring than this one  ).
@Moql! Wow - two stories!!! Nicely done. I love them both! So funny! Bad stories are quite addictive, aren't they?!! :)
Sparker wrote:
1. I am *such* a fan of RambleJamble. Everything she writes is delightful. I love spending time in her stories, they are so memorable! |
Aww that's so lovely, Sparker. Ditto.
Sparker wrote:
2. Bad 100-Word Stories is not only the best forum tradition we have (TBH I only enter and pay the fee so I can post in this thread) but I’ve also adopted it as a warm-up exercise and creative block-breaker anytime, but especially when you hate your prompts. 😂 |
Agreed! I think this is the main reason I pay the fee for the micro comp too!
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Posted By: OscarHallam
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 10:04am
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The Big Day
It was a big day. A really big day. How big? Probably close to 1.5 times the size of a normal day. Nobody knew why it was so big and Timmy didn’t care. The upside was people got a lot more done. The down? I mean the downside of the long day, not the feathers that go in pillows, though I do like them--except for when they make me sneeze. Anyway, the down(side): the day went on and on. For those with a tendency towards boredom. It was a really bad big day. Heavy sleepers didn’t notice.
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Posted By: PigsFlyHere
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 6:17pm
Nimhathuna wrote:
PigsFlyHere wrote:
So excited to join this bad writing forum! I am in group 89, I got Sci-Fi for genre, wheezing for action, and fund for word. Here is my story poorly written:
As he wheezes, I rage angrily. I am upset with him because I
told him this was a bad idea. We’re in outer space, and we’re both dying. He’s
just doing it faster. We don’t know where we are and we are stranded. We tried
to steal a super cool space rock because we are broke, like Oliver from the musical,
Oliver, was, broke. We needed funds. We didn’t steal the rock because we were
caught and thrown into outer space, where we are. I only see stars and I feel lonely,
like he does. I forgive him. He’s dead. |
There's a finality to yours that I love. |
😂😂😂 thank you so much
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 9:05pm
OscarHallam wrote:
The Big Day
It was a big day. A really big day. How big? Probably close to 1.5 times the size of a normal day. Nobody knew why it was so big and Timmy didn’t care. The upside was people got a lot more done. The down? I mean the downside of the long day, not the feathers that go in pillows, though I do like them--except for when they make me sneeze. Anyway, the down(side): the day went on and on. For those with a tendency towards boredom. It was a really bad big day. Heavy sleepers didn’t notice. |
While I understand the word constraints, the only thing about your story that I felt you needed to answer was how big the day was for Timmy.  Other than that, it's marvellous.
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 9:09pm
Bridget wrote:
My favourite thread ever! Thanks Nim :)
Here's mine:
Hist
Fic/Studying/Brim
Title: The Year
of 1969 When This Event Took Place, Somewhere on a Far Away Astronomical Body, [Is
That Enough of a Hint for the Judges to Get it? Maybe Not], it’s the MOON, the moon:
in 1969 is when Someone Went for a Walk on the Moon (allegedly) and This is What
this Story is About
Buzz started
to walk down the little ladder on Apollo 11’s side. He stopped to study the beautiful
moonlit sky. He was brimming with happiness.
Neil climbed
down over him and got to the ground faster. He was the first man to ever walk
on the moon.
Buzz swore
and bounced after him, and punched his helmet’s little window thing. But it was
too late. Neil was the first man to ever walk on the moon, and it would be on
Wikipedia forever.
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Hi Bridget,
The moonlit sky had me in stitches. As always, a tour de force.
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 9:11pm
lousie wrote:
Romance /paying a toll /new
The Road to Romance (a new Hallmark movie showing soon)
The
new toll-booth on Kristen's work route opened today.
Kristen
was angry. She hated tolls. The toll-booth operator was outrageously handsome but
Kristen wouldn’t notice until next week.
They
exchanged annoyed banter that was very sexually charged for a toll-booth.
Next
week Kristen had a bad morning. Some jerk ran a red and she spilled coffee on
her blouse. When she reached the toll-booth, it was the eighties and she had no
coins. The operator offered to pay. Kristen noticed he was handsome. They
exchanged kinder but still fairly sexually-charged banter.
Later
she saw him at a pond. They kissed.
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I found this very sexually charged. Hot stuff! Love the line "The toll-booth operator was outrageously handsome but Kristen wouldn’t notice until next week." Cheers!
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 9:13pm
joshhagen wrote:
How bad can a story be? Well, behold...
Romance / Exercise / annual
Title: Romance Involving Exercise Annually
Amanda liked to exercise annually. She did so while looking for romance. Zach liked Amanda. They got the romance. Everyone clapped because they did the romance so swimmingly. Legends were told centuries later of a solid smacking romance that shone like a shiny ball of aluminum. The gods themselves stood slack-jawed at the amount of romancy stuff involved in the grand legendary story of Amanda and Zach. Cupid even quit his job and became an accountant because, hell, how could he top that one. I mean, geez. That was some splendid romancin' involving exercise that happened in the annual.
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Hard to beat "splendid romancin' involving exercise that happened in the annual." Funny.
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Posted By: Nimhathuna
Date Posted: 02 May 2023 at 9:15pm
KirrilyK wrote:
This thread is so much fun. It took me less than 3 minutes to write a bad story using my prompts, and it was frankly liberating to write that freely (and badly).
GHOST STORY / CHANNEL SURFING / CLUTCH
Alice and her TV
Alice clutches her clutch in one hand and the remote control
in the other.
Channel surfing used to be her escape from an otherwise
boring life. Sigh.
Not anymore though. That all changed last night when she
realised her TV had been taken over by ghosts – EVERY. SINGLE. CHANNEL. And
they weren’t friendly ghosts. Not at all, definitely not at all.
“Alice, Alice, who the f**k is Alice?” they haunted and taunted.
Still clutching her clutch bag, she stands defiantly, throws
the remote at the TV, dons some ruby-red lipstick and decides it’s time to get
out there. With the living.
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I laughed aloud at “Alice, Alice, who the f**k is Alice?” they haunted and taunted." 
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